She's Flooded!!!

Hey, Lady with all the horses! That puddle accumulating in you yard, from your neighbor's yard, and is 100 feet from your house, is in no way a 911-worthy incident. Have a good night. Don't call me, we'll call you!

Oh yeah. Rich guy with the wet patio and natural drainage, that is not in any danger of flooding your house, call your workers instead of 911 next time. As much as it may not seem like it, there are real emergencies to be responding to. We know, you didn't know why to do, so instead of thinking, you called us. Bra vo!