Got Batteries?

Calling 911 to change the batteries in a smoke alarm is okay if you are elderly. It's a public service. But here are a couple of tips to let you know if you have an emergency: A single beep every few minutes is a sign your battery is low = no emergency. A lot of loud, constant noise = get out of the house!!

"I called you in the middle of the night because I thought you might be busy during the day."

"Good idea ma'am. I was loafing around in bed right now anyway."