I'm Telliiiiing!

Don't use the fire department to continue feuds between yourself and your neighbor. Here are a couple things to consider before you pick up that phone: 1) I have better things to do with my time, like responding to actual emergencies. "Sorry your grandma died, I was busy tracking down a barbeque." 2) I don't want to hear about all the things your neighbor does. If it's dangerous and illegal, call the cops. We are the fire department. We don't have handcuffs, and don't take people to jail. But for you sir, I might make an exception.