I Think I've Been Bitten By Something?

Please limit calling 911 to the following kinds of bites: Large animal that leaves a gaping hole, black widow spider, rattlesnake, vampire, zombie, or anyone who lives near my fire station. "No sir, that tiny bump that looks like a mosquito-bite is not a cause for concern. While I'm here, would you like me to tuck you back in bed and check your closet for monsters?"